Story of Husband and Wife. =)

is this the reality of married couple??

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
> No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
> He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
>
> "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
> but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
>
> A man in Hell asked Devil:
> Can I make a call to my Wife?
> After making call he asked how much to pay.
> Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

>
> Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
> It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
> Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
>
> Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
> So I'd be in your hands all day.
> Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
> So I could have a new one every day.
>
> Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
> Wife: When must I give them to him?
> Doctor: They are for you
>
> Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
> Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
>
> Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
> Husband: A lovely Push